I know you want to be patriotic in our country’s capital, but if you didn’t have that huge hat on, you probably wouldn’t need to expose yourself as much to stay cool.
Dad, have you seen my Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Megazord action figure? It’s in here somewhere.
Hey lady, this is a subway not your bathroom. Clip your nails at home.
Even old school gangsters have to wait at the airport.