People Of Public Transit

Contestant Number One

JM — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:00:02 +0000

Being the only person in the “dress like a girl contest”, Jim came in 1st place. Also last.

JM — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:00:01 +0000

I can see your wee wee.

JM — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:00:01 +0000

You’re a big boy now, quite literally, it’s time to start wearing clothes that fit.

JM — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:00:01 +0000

Stealz yo smilez and makes you cry.

JM — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:00:01 +0000

Get on with yo bad self.

JM — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 05:39:22 +0000

You can’t wear pants over your broken heart panties if you want people to know how sad you are.

JM — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 05:20:35 +0000

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t belong. Not that there’s anything wrong with being Asian.

JM — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 05:17:30 +0000

“Leeny hoops is a hoola hoop instructor I met on the bus today. He does private hoola instruction and parties.”

JM — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 04:43:43 +0000

Her grandkids don’t know how good they have it.

JM — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:00:02 +0000

Are the most normal thing about this.