You can’t wear pants over your broken heart panties if you want people to know how sad you are.
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t belong. Not that there’s anything wrong with being Asian.
“Leeny hoops is a hoola hoop instructor I met on the bus today. He does private hoola instruction and parties.”
Her grandkids don’t know how good they have it.
You’re not a cheerleader anymore. It’s time to hang up the short skirts and tank tops.